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Arab Man Calls 911, Very funny            


Blackman Calls Police, Very Funny 911


Emergency Line, need an Ambulance, funny


boy Calls 911 for his Math Homework, Funny


Micheal Jackson 911 Call










These are some Real funny 911 calls!  
Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.

Dispatcher: Do you have an address?

Caller:: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?


Someone broke into my house:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is your emergency?

Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich .

Dispatcher:: Excuse me?

Caller:: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.

Dispatcher:: Was anything else taken?

Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I’m sick and tired of it!


Trying to reach nine eleven:

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?

Caller: I’m trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn’t have an eleven on it.

Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.

Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one.

Dispatcher: Yes, ma’am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.

Caller:: Honey, I may be old, but I’m not stupid


My Personal Favorite!!!

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What’s the nature of your emergency?

Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart

Dispatcher: Is this her first child? Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband! 


And the winner is this

Dispatcher: 9-1-1

Caller: Yeah, I’m having trouble breathing. I’m all out of breath. Darn….I think I’m going to pass out.

Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?

Caller: I’m at a pay phone. North and Foster.

Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?

Caller: No

 Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?

Caller: Running from the Police.


Dramatic 911 call (Killing on Tape)                                           




Witness Calls 911 for Flight 1549 (Very Funny) ohh my Goddddddd..

"ohh my God, The Plane is Turning idk where is gona fall"